Open RP: Saeko

fakedick:

the-dangerous-dolls:

"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."

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"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"

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Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

"Make it work!"

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

screaming

Updated Science: The Science of Body Language

fakescience:

The Science of Body Language

  • Since we first published this science, nothing about Sally has changed. Nothing. Sometimes, you talk to her and you’re about to say, “Sally, don’t you realize your body language indicates deep-seeded issues with commitment? Issues that spring from your own narcissistic fear of aging?” But then you just cross your arms (classic body language) and listen to her complain about how it’s too difficult to return a used dress to the department store.
exitpursuedbybears:

burke828:

officialjipersnoe:

officialjipersnoe:

tomoya—okazaki-kun:

NO RESPECT…It’s GEORGE with a friggin “E”
Unless your going for the german version of George which is Georg..but still…..COME ON….CUT ME A FRIGGIN BREAK! >.>
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i bought this in norway

i mean it says “shareacoke.no” right on the bottle

Average person drink 3 coca cola a year just statistical error. coke georg who lives in norway and drinks 10000 coke a year is statistical error and should not have been counted

I saw the joke coming the second I read the name and I still laughed

exitpursuedbybears:

burke828:

officialjipersnoe:

officialjipersnoe:

tomoya—okazaki-kun:

NO RESPECT…It’s GEORGE with a friggin “E”

Unless your going for the german version of George which is Georg..but still…..COME ON….CUT ME A FRIGGIN BREAK! >.>

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i bought this in norway

i mean it says “shareacoke.no” right on the bottle

Average person drink 3 coca cola a year just statistical error. coke georg who lives in norway and drinks 10000 coke a year is statistical error and should not have been counted

I saw the joke coming the second I read the name and I still laughed

(via freedomisalengthofrope)

cracked:

The flipping of the semi [in The Dark Knight] was accomplished with a technique known in Hollywood as flipping a real goddamned semi. To get the mind-boggling amount of upward force needed to lift the big bastard head over heels, the FX crew built a huge steam-piston mechanism in the trailer. Of course, then the challenge was to make it look like this insane stunt was occurring right in the middle of the banking district in Gotham. So how the hell do you pull that off? Build a miniature city and edit in the truck somehow? Film the truck out on an open course and use CGI to fill in the background? Shit, no! They just went to downtown Chicago, closed off a street and flipped their goddamned semi.
8 Movie Special Effects You Won’t Believe Aren’t CGI

cracked:

The flipping of the semi [in The Dark Knightwas accomplished with a technique known in Hollywood as flipping a real goddamned semi. To get the mind-boggling amount of upward force needed to lift the big bastard head over heels, the FX crew built a huge steam-piston mechanism in the trailer. Of course, then the challenge was to make it look like this insane stunt was occurring right in the middle of the banking district in Gotham. So how the hell do you pull that off? Build a miniature city and edit in the truck somehow? Film the truck out on an open course and use CGI to fill in the background? Shit, no! They just went to downtown Chicago, closed off a street and flipped their goddamned semi.

8 Movie Special Effects You Won’t Believe Aren’t CGI

(via hungerandterritory)

hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

(via easterberry)